Captain Paperfox and The Vampire Pandas From Beyond The Moon!
Now available on the Amazon Kindle shoppe for the price of a cup of coffee. The reason it's that price? It's the minimum I could set it to because of the file size!
It's worth it for the illustrations - even if you just look at the pictures.
The illustrations are by a talented creature: theavatar626.deviantart.com - check them out.
Thank you and goodbye.